Grumpy Cat's Lifetime Christmas Movie Gets A Trailer. God Help Us. Everyone.

It came upon the midnight clear,

That hideous trailer of old,

From Lifetime bending memes on earth,

To fill their bank accounts with gold:

"We'll make millions, sell toys to girls and men,

From the internets all-grumpy King."

The world in solemn stillness lay,

To hear the trailer play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw  

Still through the Internets detsest they come,

With crappy trailers unfurled,

And still their Aubrey Plaza voiceover flotas

O'er all the weary viewers;

Above its sad and lowly artistic ambitions,

Lifetime begins to anticipate rating wins,,

And ever o'er its terrible trailers plays

The blessed pause button rings.

Yet with the trailers flagrant sin and strife

Two minutes in length, yet I've suffered long;

When will this nightmare come to an end? 

Two long minutes of wrong;

And man, at war with this idiocy, hears not

The franchise this TV special could bring;

O hush the noise, ye Grumpy Cat Christmas Movie producers of strife,

And hear my angry reaction sing